The effects of TFT on the brain

This is a healthy man of Eastern descent sitting on a bench. His Posture and demeanor indicate longevity and fulfillment. He has never played TFT before.

Josiah grinding in TFT

The effects of TFT on a young promising adolescent man seem catastrophic. The depicted man above seems almost like in a trance after “going 8th” for the 5th time in a row. 

Study on Correlation between league and TFT done by Prof. Dr. Chrissler Dablord

 



The Graph shown on the left directly shows correlation between the addict’s League of Legends skill. After many TFT games, the afflicted will notice long lasting effects, such as loss of sleep, loss of hair, grumpiness and an apprehensive approach to running water.

Days
Hours
Minutes
Seconds
Match history before TFT
Match history after TFT
Progress until brain is fried due to TFT Overload
Cookage 69%

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